The Evanescent Themself has accepted our terms. We had a good bit of leverage once we revealed that the Corvids had infiltrated Their...

Well, that went better than expected.

The celery stalks the midnight pool.

DON'T TRUST THE EXUBERANTLY EFFLUVIOUS SOVEREIGN OF EQUESTRIAN EVANESCENCE THEMSELF! I cannot say more at this time. The meeting at the...

Ok, ok, now, I don’t recall you getting out of the escher-it's-a-basket-but-also-a-warehouse-made-of-angry-popsicles-scape without help...

Well, if you'd made it to the Rhino Chicken Wars I wouldn't have had to face down the Corrupt Continuum of Cannibalistic Corvids on my...

Why wouldn't you want a breezy lake lake with tentacles? They've got water wings! Safety first! Oh my god you can't roast Sofia...

Paul Anka's sister? She'll be so disappointed we didn't track her down. She's been looking forward to the challenge. Maybe we should send...

Why would I want a breezy lake with a tentacle monster in it? No, I distinctly said ez-bake! It was to slowly roast the tentacle monster...

I blame the children.